Ah was luky to excape with mah life. The last few nights roun closin tahme I thought I heard the rumblings of a big BIG cycle. Remembering the stories Gramma Goolie used to tell me bout what a sour dude the Xatrix man was I was on my gaurd. Well tonite I was just closin up and I heard it again and this shadow biker a come a roarin'' thru the Used Tire yard. I barely had time to leep beneeth mah desk afore he blew the front outta my shop with his 8 gauge. Sheeeeet!!! The sekurity cameras did there job and we have him on film fer all time. Didn't see his face but I smelled his farts...made my skin crawl and my carrot shrivel. He is real so be on yer gaurd, eh?