Speeed Jeans
Designed to fit that huskee Daisy in yer life

Three BIG Sizes to fit ALL

BIG ASS $14.99

BIGGER ASS $15.99

BIGGEST ASS $16.99

 

Iz there a speshul day comin in yer babe's life? Show her you care (that she has enough room to bend over and clean yer truck) by gittin' her the hottest fashun statement today.

SPEEED JEANS

Handcrafted on Hog Island by American Labor

Saw

The reason SPEEED Jeans where so long and fit so tite(the way the Daisy's llike em) is cuz each an every pair contain a secret speshul mericle fiber and when it's tahme to git mah saws sharpened ah take em to

State Line Saws

Saw2
No Kerosene Smell GARENTEED
The only color permanint jeans you can git
Come With Me To Speeed's Jean
Ah'm headed to Speeed's Jeans new RETAIL Store Downtown Grindstone City. Raght next to Stankys. I kant stan these striped gut rippers no mo.