Three BIG Sizes to fit ALL
BIG ASS $14.99
BIGGER ASS $15.99
BIGGEST ASS $16.99
Iz there a speshul day comin in yer babe's life? Show her you care (that she has enough room to bend over and clean yer truck) by gittin' her the hottest fashun statement today.
SPEEED JEANS
Handcrafted on Hog Island by American Labor
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The reason SPEEED Jeans where so long and fit so tite(the way the Daisy's llike em) is cuz each an every pair contain a secret speshul mericle fiber and when it's tahme to git mah saws sharpened ah take em to State Line Saws |
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Ah'm headed to Speeed's Jeans new RETAIL Store Downtown Grindstone City. Raght next to Stankys. I kant stan these striped gut rippers no mo. |